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Paul Emmanuel Enicola

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Paul is a self-described cinephile who couldn’t stop talking—and writing—about films. Inspired by the biting sarcasm of Pauline Kael and levelheaded worldview of Roger Ebert, Paul’s love for film criticism nonetheless got its jumpstart upon reading Peter Travers and Richard Roeper’s accessible, reader-friendly reviews. A self-styled critic who swears by the works of Dostoevsky, Kafka, and Kubrick, Paul also moonlights as ghostwriter and editor for a few memoirs. He currently resides in the Philippines.

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My Posts

Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen, Edward Norton, and Penelope Cruz.

Movie Review: The Invite (2026)

It’s one thing to hear your upstairs neighbors having better sex than you. It’s another to invite them downstairs for ...
Milly Alcock in a scene from 'Supergirl'.

Movie Review: Supergirl (2026)

There are bad movies you resent because they never had a pulse, and there are disappointing movies you keep trying ...
Nikki (Inde Navarrette) and Bear (Michael Johnston) in bed.

Movie Review: Obsession (2026)

Cinema keeps circling back to a familiar male fantasy, probably because men keep finding new ways to pretend they invented ...
Emily Blunt in a scene from ‘Disclosure Day’.

‘Disclosure Day’ (2026) Review

“History has no reset keys,” Noah Scanlon (Colin Firth) warns at one point in Disclosure Day. He says it to ...
A scene from ‘Backrooms’.

‘Backrooms’ (2026) Review

One of the first things I thought while watching Backrooms had very little to do with horror, internet folklore, or ...
Grogu and Din Djarin during a stakeout in a scene from ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’.

‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ (2026) Review

It is a strange thing to sit before a Star Wars movie and feel the galaxy getting smaller. Not visually, ...
A scene from ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’

‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ (2026) Review

Twenty years is a strange amount of time for a sequel (unless you’re Top Gun: Maverick, in which case you ...
Jaafar Jackson portrays his uncle, the King of Pop.

Movie Review: Michael (2026)

There’s a moment about five seconds into Michael when the artist’s familiar “hee-hee” blares and the Michael Jackson Estate logo ...
Ryan Gosling in a scene from 'Project Hail Mary'

Movie Review: Project Hail Mary (2026)

If you’ve seen Gravity, Interstellar, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and The Martian, you’ve seen Project Hail Mary. It’s that blatant ...
Lee Byung-hun plays Yoo Man-su in Park Chan-wook's 'No Other Choice'

Movie Review: No Other Choice (2025)

There's a particular cruelty in doing everything right and still end up losing. You work hard, you climb the ladder, ...
Leonardo DiCaprio as Bob Ferguson

Movie Review: One Battle After Another (2025)

Paul Thomas Anderson has spent the better part of three decades burrowing into the American soul—charting its boom-and-bust appetites, its ...
Liam Neeson introduces himself as "Frank Drebin, Jr, Police Squad"

Movie Review: The Naked Gun (2025)

The Naked Gun is stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. It’s a film so dedicated to tripping over its own shoelaces that ...
Promotional poster of Celine Song's film 'Materialists'

Movie Review: Materialists (2025)

There’s an easy pitch to Celine Song’s latest film Materialists: imagine a contemporary New York screwball romance, part Working Girl ...
David Corenswet as the Man of Steel and Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane

Movie Review: Superman (2025)

Throughout every onscreen incarnation of the Man of Steel, there’s a rhythm we’ve come to expect. Superman discovers his powers ...
Meghann Fahy as Violet Gates

Movie Review: Drop (2025)

Dating apps and wireless file sharing were supposed to make life easier. Instead, they’ve become perfect fuel for modern tech ...
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